just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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