I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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