Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I currently don't understand fingers.
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