I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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