What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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