In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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