So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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