i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
