uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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