google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
3 2 1 whiskey
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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