I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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