Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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