We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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