When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
