so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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