She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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