You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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