So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
