I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Randomize
