She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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