Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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