Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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