She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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