And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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