plz talk dirty to me
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I supernannyed him into submission
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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