Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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