do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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