And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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