it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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