If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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