And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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