We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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