idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I've blown a few things in my day
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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