D3 body, D1 cock
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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