I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
This show inspires me to have sex in space
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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