that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just gargled with NyQuil
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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