that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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