how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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