no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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