girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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