So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I got inside last night via doggy door
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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