i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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