shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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