at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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