I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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