Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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