i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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