I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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