are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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