Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Randomize
