He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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