READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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