i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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