so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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