She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Oh Jesus.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Bring me that man meat
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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