You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
