YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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