she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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