the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
zippers are such a cool invention
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Randomize
