Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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