no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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